For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
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things that cause me a mental breakdown
- slow internet connection
- losing something i held a second ago
- kids screaming for no reason
- girls with annoying voices
- math
- my mom
- arguing with stupid people
am i the only one who gets this lmao
yes you did it youre the only one who’s read george orwell’s massively successful novel 1984
whenever i have a crush on someone i have like 3 phases
phase 1 where i wont shut the fuck up about them but i pretend i dont like them
phase 2 where i start to try and read into what they are saying and pretend that they like me too
phase 3 where all hope is lost i decide they dont like me im a big loser with a stupid face
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
lesbians
Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)
shine bright like a diamond
Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect.
reflect bright like a diamond
you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright
shine bright like the light that may somewhere be hitting a diamond
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(Source: clubpenguln)
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
(Source: officialsubway)
